YO MAMA JOKES START HERE
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scales it said one at a time please
yo mama so stupid she threw a stone at the ground and missed
yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
“You’re not deep. You’re not an intellectual. You’re not an artist. You’re not a critic. You’re not a poet. You just have internet access.”
If in doubt, Google.