yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scales it said one at a time please
yo mama so stupid she threw a stone at the ground and missed
yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
GTA V IS EPIC!
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!
Surely waiting for a waiter to bring your food makes you the waiter?? O.O
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"