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yaverleaf11
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March, 2013
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Yo mama's so out of shape artist want to use her as a sculpture
Yo mama's so fat she replaced Pluto
Yo mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama's so poor her tablet is a writing pad
Yo mama's so old AND fat that her walker needs a walker
Yo mama's ugly Darth Vator runs away from her

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"There's something deep inside that keeps my faith alive."
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"Tell me it's over I'll still love you the same."
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"Anything not saved will be lost."
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I feel like I'm going to Vurp.
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serena22
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June, 2011
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yo mamma so stupid she sat on the t.v. nd watched the couch

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serena22
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June, 2011
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yo mamma is so poor i saw her in a dumpster holdin a shoe  nd i asked if she waz lookin for her shoe she said no juss found one

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bffmaegan
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July, 2013
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck batteries up her butt, climbed up a tree and sang, ''I Got The Power.''

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Posted By:
serena22
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June, 2011
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yo mamma so short she cant get high

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Posted By:
Lexibearr101
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July, 2013
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yo mamma so fat she broke the stairs to heaven

If I Had To Choose Between Breathing And Loving You I Would Use My Last Breath To Say I Love You


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Posted By:
2pac10
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February, 2013
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yo mama so ugy that  she made the blined poeple cry

swag


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Minibuscus :D Lock
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March, 2013
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@serena22
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yo mamma so short she cant get high



Re:yo mamma so short she cant get high

I Think you mean dr00g high or jump high i don't fooping now

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Posted By:
2pac10
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February, 2013
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 yo mama so dump that she cant spell her name 

swag


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Posted By:
Elisabethloveisback
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October, 2012
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Yo mama so thin she turns side ways and disappear


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