Yo mama so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so dumb when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the "Any" key.
Yo mama's so ghetto, she came to McDonald with a gallon and filled it up with sweet tea
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil
Yo mama so poor her tv has two channels. ON & OFF.
yo mama so poor, her front door and back door are the same thing
Dare to be something more ♥