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Yo mama so fat, when she walked past I missed three episodes. (lol not good but oh well c: )


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"-Jamehhhh.-" wrote:

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past I missed three episodes. (lol not good but oh well c: )

 love that one Dx only i heard it like this: when she walked infront of the tv  missed 3 commercials
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hahaha... too funny....

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Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

I can be tough I can be strong
But with you, it's not like that at all
There's a girl That gives a shi*
Behind this wall You just walked through it
______________________________________
i know there's something in the wake of your smile,
i get a notion from the look in your eyes, yeah
you build to love, but that love falls apart
a little peace of


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Your mother's so fat, when they used her ######### for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!

Your mom's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!#

Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets.

Your mom's so fat, her belt size is the equator.

Your mom's so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.

Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Your mom's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.

Your mom's so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

Your mom's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.

Your mom's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.

Your mom's so big, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.

Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

Your mothers so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Your mothers so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Your mothers so fat, she's on a light diet...as soon as it gets light out she starts eating.

Your mothers so big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles.

Your mothers so fat that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back.

Your mothers head is so big, it shows up on radar.

Your mothers so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.

Your mothers so fat your bath tub has stretch marks.

Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Your mothers so fat, she got a run in her jeans.

Your mothers so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Your mothers so fat, she sells shade in the summer.

Your mothers so fat, she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops.

Your mothers so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.

Your mothers so fat, she influences the tides.

Your mothers so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.

Your mothers so fat, she has her own area code.

Your mothers so fat, they got her face on the Crisco can.

Your mothers so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "Sorry, we don't do live stock."

Yo mama so fat, were in her right now.

Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say #####, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so fat, every time someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall.

I can be tough I can be strong
But with you, it's not like that at all
There's a girl That gives a shi*
Behind this wall You just walked through it
______________________________________
i know there's something in the wake of your smile,
i get a notion from the look in your eyes, yeah
you build to love, but that love falls apart
a little peace of


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Yo mama so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat, you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot to #### her

Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so nasty, I called her for phone ### and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama so ugly, she went into an hunted house and came out with an application

Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to be ##### to ###### feed her

Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!

Yo mama so fat, her nickname is ######

Yo mama so fat, that she needs a sock for each toe

Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so ######, she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!

Yo mama so ######, she could suck a golf ball through six feet of garden hose

Yo mama so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.

Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets three fingers, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more.


I can be tough I can be strong
But with you, it's not like that at all
There's a girl That gives a shi*
Behind this wall You just walked through it
______________________________________
i know there's something in the wake of your smile,
i get a notion from the look in your eyes, yeah
you build to love, but that love falls apart
a little peace of


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umm, you repeated some of the jokes. you are not suppose to do that. 

This is who I AM!!!
This is stuff about me:
I am 12, female, and I love to read books. If you want, you can add me to be my KW friend. Last...I LOVE KIDZWORLD!! There is no other site like this! Well, Bye.


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Bad Cooking Your mama's cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door. 

Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear. 

Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time! 

Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma. 

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't... 

Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall


yo mama is so fat her picture falls off the wall

yo mama is so stupid she crashed into a parked car

yo mama is so stupid she studied for a blood test

yo mama is so ugly i entered her into an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no proffesionals

yo mama is so is so stupid she called me to get my ##### ######

yo mayo mama is so fat her picture falls off the wall

yo mama is so stupid she crashed into a parked car

yo mama is so stupid she studied for a blood test

yo mama is so ugly i entered her into an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no proffesionals

yo mama is so is so stupid she called me to get my ##### ######

yo mama is so old she called me and said can u get my purse i left it on noas ark

yo mama is so short in her drivers license picture it shows her legs...
ma is so old she called me and said can u get my purse i left it on noas ark

yo mama is so short in her drivers license picture it shows her legs...
                                                                                                                                                                                             ummm, you repeated. your not suppose to do that

This is who I AM!!!
This is stuff about me:
I am 12, female, and I love to read books. If you want, you can add me to be my KW friend. Last...I LOVE KIDZWORLD!! There is no other site like this! Well, Bye.


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Yo Mama is so ugly she broke the Mirror! 

Yo Mama is so ugly she turned Medusa to stone 

Yo Mama is so ugly, Lady Gaga said she would never have been Born that Way.... 

Thx for reading, and always have a nice day....... 

Meh.


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