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A group of elementary school students were on a field trip to the local police station. Several of the children were fascinated by the wanted posters on the wall.Little Billy raised his hand and asked the police officer giving them the tour who the people on the wall were.“Those are pictures of criminals we are looking for,” answered the policeman. “We call those wanted posters.”.Little Billy looked puzzled. His hand shot back up into the air. “Well,” he wondered, “why didn’t you just keep them when you took their picture?” Hahahahaha Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations.She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the Summer. “We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota,” he said.“That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word,” the teacher said, “Can you tell the class how you spell that?”Little Johnny thought about it and said, “Come to think of it, she lives in Ohio.”. Hehehehe The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.He walked into the fourth-grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name.They came up with about 40 names. He jokingly told them that in his day, students knew the names of all the states.One lad raised his hand and said, “Yes, but in those days there were only 13.”

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"#1musiclover" wrote:

A group of elementary school students were on a field trip to the local police station. Several of the children were fascinated by the wanted posters on the wall.Little Billy raised his hand and asked the police officer giving them the tour who the people on the wall were.“Those are pictures of criminals we are looking for,” answered the policeman. “We call those wanted posters.”.Little Billy looked puzzled. His hand shot back up into the air. “Well,” he wondered, “why didn’t you just keep them when you took their picture?” Hahahahaha Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations.She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the Summer. “We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota,” he said.“That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word,” the teacher said, “Can you tell the class how you spell that?”Little Johnny thought about it and said, “Come to think of it, she lives in Ohio.”. Hehehehe The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.He walked into the fourth-grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name.They came up with about 40 names. He jokingly told them that in his day, students knew the names of all the states.One lad raised his hand and said, “Yes, but in those days there were only 13.”
ehh i dont get it?

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poppy1902
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me neither Tongue Out

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"#1musiclover" wrote:

A group of elementary school students were on a field trip to the local police station. Several of the children were fascinated by the wanted posters on the wall.Little Billy raised his hand and asked the police officer giving them the tour who the people on the wall were.“Those are pictures of criminals we are looking for,” answered the policeman. “We call those wanted posters.”.Little Billy looked puzzled. His hand shot back up into the air. “Well,” he wondered, “why didn’t you just keep them when you took their picture?” Hahahahaha Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations.She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the Summer. “We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota,” he said.“That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word,” the teacher said, “Can you tell the class how you spell that?”Little Johnny thought about it and said, “Come to think of it, she lives in Ohio.”. Hehehehe The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.He walked into the fourth-grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name.They came up with about 40 names. He jokingly told them that in his day, students knew the names of all the states.One lad raised his hand and said, “Yes, but in those days there were only 13.”
Okay, that is funny. Let me explain these jokes: 1. ......Jeez, you guys can't get this one? IT. IS. FUNNY! 2. It is funny, because the kid couldn't spell it, so he changed where she lived Big Grin 3. ...okay, maybe i don't get that.....

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OMG XD These are hilarious!

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Hahah

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Haha Tongue Out

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I like Funny jokes. Tongue Out Jokes with my BFF's!

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