kk there was this lil 3 yr old girl and her mom. the mom was teaching(at the same time) what the lil girl should not touch (example:stove oven mommys jewelry,etc.) and simple virtues such as honesty be kind sharing  etc. well later on the mom finds the daughter playing with the moms jewelry and the mom says sweety dont touchh this is mommys and the girl looks at her for a second then says," mommy share"         LOL ad more jokes here if u like this one pls

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didnt quite understand this...but its nice

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Teacher: John, name two pronouns? John ( puzzled) : who, me? Teacher: correct! good boy sit down... (not understanding this? feel free to ask me...)

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teacher: Maria go to the map and find North America Maria: here it is teacher: good job Maria. now class, who discovered North America? class: Maria LOLOLOLOLOL

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cool

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You say what? o.o

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