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hey everone are welcome here to publish their jokes! heres one of mine- little Bob wanted a red cycle for his bday. he was a very naughty boy so he thought that his mom wont buy it for him... suddenly he shoots up to his room and writes a letter to god asking for it and writes he was a good boy tht year...that wasnt true so he wrote another one then anothr ...then he felt quite helpless.... suprisingly he gets an idea and rushes off to church...notucing no one thr he takes mothr Mary's idol and runs home to his room. he then writes=  Dear God,  have kidnapped ur mother...if u want to see her again give me a red cycle!

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Mother: "Did u enjoy your first day at school?" Girl:" First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?" Big Grin Teacher: What's everyone's favourite expression at school? Pupil: I don't know! Teacher:Right! Tongue Out

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1. What do elves learn in school?       The elf-abet!! 2.Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?       He wanted to go to high school!! 3.Where do pencils go for vacation?       To PENCILvania!!!!! 4.How do you make a tissue dance?       Put a little boogie into it!!! 5.What did 0 say to 8?       Nice belt!!!! 6.Which flower talks the most?      Tulips....... They have two lips!!!!! 7.Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?      So they don't peel!!!!!  Big Grin Tongue Out

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lol  smile

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I have alot, just I think if I post those jokes I'll get kicked out of kidzworld. Then I would have to come back in a alt and spam this place until it died so for the sake of kid-kind I won't say any jokes. (: 

I was originally gonna post a racist joke here but I knew you guys wouldn't like it, your welcome Americans, Russians, Muslims, Kenyans, Chinese, Japanese, Korea, Mexicans, Austrians, Germans, British, and last but not the least, Penguins.


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Knock knock  who there Boo! Boo-Who? Don;t cry its just a JOKE!




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"alvy123" wrote:

hey everone are welcome here to publish their jokes! heres one of mine- little Bob wanted a red cycle for his bday. he was a very naughty boy so he thought that his mom wont buy it for him... suddenly he shoots up to his room and writes a letter to god asking for it and writes he was a good boy tht year...that wasnt true so he wrote another one then anothr ...then he felt quite helpless.... suprisingly he gets an idea and rushes off to church...notucing no one thr he takes mothr Mary's idol and runs home to his room. he then writes=  Dear God,  have kidnapped ur mother...if u want to see her again give me a red cycle!

smile Frown Worried Grin Big Grin Hippie Blush Love Mad Angry Shout

RUBY | 14 | INDIA
Want to know more? TALK to me. Want to talk? ADD me. I don't care what you think about me , but I'm me . Please do read my story in the forums - DEATH - I love chocolate too.
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Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?" John : "HIJKLMNO" Teacher: "What are u talking abt?" John : "Sir, yesterday u said it is H TO O"

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RUBY | 14 | INDIA
Want to know more? TALK to me. Want to talk? ADD me. I don't care what you think about me , but I'm me . Please do read my story in the forums - DEATH - I love chocolate too.
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Teacher : Sam, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? Sam : No, teacher, it’s the same dog… we both wrote on!!!

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RUBY | 14 | INDIA
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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.“I pray for a new bicycle!” “I pray for a new Nintendo!” “I pray for a new VCR!”His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.“To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!

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RUBY | 14 | INDIA
Want to know more? TALK to me. Want to talk? ADD me. I don't care what you think about me , but I'm me . Please do read my story in the forums - DEATH - I love chocolate too.
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