KW'S 2012 "Yo Mama" contest!

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noordinarygirl
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

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sandfur121
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January, 2012

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I have one, or two Yo mama's so ugly, Bob the Builder looked at her and screamed "EVEN I CAN"T FIX THAT!" Yo mama's so ugly that you took her to the zoo and they said "Thanks for bringing her back."

KW'S 2012 "Yo Mama" contest!

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MysticFlame
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February, 2012

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Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo Mama so poor she fights a squirrel for a peanut! Yo Mama so old Jurassic Park gives her memories! Yo Mama so fat when she leaves the beach, everyone says "The coast is clear!"

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xclarinaxx
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Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.

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xclarinaxx
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Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.

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xclarinaxx
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Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.

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xclarinaxx
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Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.

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xclarinaxx
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July, 2011

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Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.

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GothWolf99
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June, 2012

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[b][i][u]Yo mama is so fat, God said that there was no room in Heaven. oUo -b GO ME!!!

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