Yo mama's so fat that even Mitt Romney couldn't afford to take her out to dinner!
Yo mama's so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it! Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal at McDonald's. Yo mama's so fat that she supported the bailout just because she wanted a 'barrel of pork'. Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks sub-prime is a way to cut steak.
Yo mama's so fat that her biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's". Yo mama's so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.

Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can see her from her house.

Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can't see Russia anymore!. Yo mama's so ugly that you could put lipstick on a pig and it would look ten times better than her! Yo mama's so fat that "ACORN" registered her to vote eight times!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!! Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha! Yo mama's so fat, Naruto couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her. Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her. Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball # crew uses her to make craters on set. Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village. Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the Naruto timeskip. Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look at her, and they'll die! Yo mama's so ugly, Jiraiya saw her and turned gay! Yo mama's so hairy Naruto thought she was a Summon. Yo mama's so fat, she scared L into giving up all sweets. Yo mama's so ugly that she made Spike Spiegel choke on his cigarette Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Sailor Bubba feel dirty. Yo mama's so fat that she cant even fit in the expanding plug suit. Yo mama's so ugly that she made Loz cry. Yo mama's so dumb that when she was handed the death note, she thought they were asking for her autograph. Yo mama's so fat that she broke the HP limit! Yo mama's so hairy and ugly that she got used as Ashitare's stunt double. Yo mama's so stupid she makes Tristan look like Einstein! Yo mama's so fat, she makes Vash look anorexic! Yo mama's so hairy that she has to go to Furfest to meet a man. Yo mama's breath is so nasty that it chases away Miasma. Yo mama's so round that she makes a Pokéball look flat! Yo mama's so ugly, Saya thought she was a Chiropteran. Yo mama's so dumb, she failed out of Cromartie High School. Yo mama's so old and fat they use her wrinkles as set terrain for Dragon Ball Z. Yo mama's nosehairs are so long that they make Bobobo jealous! Yo mama's so fat that she was mistaken for Mt. Fuji at the Sakura festival. Yo mama's so fat she makes a Snorlax look like a chihuahua! Yo mama's so ugly that when Nozomu Itoshiki saw her, he didn't even bother with his "ZETSUBOUSHITA!" speech - he skipped straight to hanging himself. Yo mama's so fat that it took the entire Dragon Ball # crew 1 week just to lift her off the ground. Yo mama's cosplay is so bad that she got beat by a Narutard in the masquerade! Yo mama's so ugly that when Kakashi looked directly at her, he lost an eye. Yo mama's so fat that she tried to eat someone dressed as a box of Pocky! Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Orochimaru look beautiful. Yo mama's so fat, Choji told her to lose weight.
 

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Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses! Yo mama's so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn't lift her. Yo mama's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me". Yo mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge. Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her! Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes. Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio. Yo mama's so ugly that the whomping willow saw her and died. Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia. Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese. Yo mama's so nasty, the Forbidden Forrest was named after her. Yo mama's the reason that Dumbledore turned gay. Yo mama's so old, her ##### look like two upside down Sorting Hats! Yo mama's so fat, she used the invisibility cloak as a bib. Yo Mama's so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-########### Yo mama's so fat that even the Dementors can't suck her soul out in one sitting. Yo mama's so pasty, she makes Ron Weasely look like George Hamilton. Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham! Yo mama's so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first kiss. Yo mama's so ugly that the Dementor's Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime. Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve Yo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue Yo mama's so nasty, every pair of her ####### has the Dark Mark on them. Yo mama's so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill. Yo Mama's so ugly that even Voldemort won't say her name. Yo Mama's so poor she can't even afford a Gringotts account. Yo mama's so fat that the sorting hat couldn't decide where to put her - she couldn't fit in any of the houses!! Yo mama's the only mute ######### in Hogsmeade. They call her "dumb-le-###########! Yo mama's so fat, she ate the Death Eaters. Yo mama's so masculine that Dumbledore would sleep with her! Yo mama's so nasty that the order of the phoenix was "stay away from that woman!" Yo mama's so poor that Dobby gave her a sock to keep her foot warm. Yo mama's such a ##### that she's given more rides than the Hogwarts Express! Yo mama's so fat even Grawp can't pick her up! Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor. Yo mama's so fat that it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her! Yo mama's so ugly that she lost a beauty contest to Mountain Troll. Yo mama's so ugly that when the bassalisk snuck up on her and saw her face, HE dropped dead. Yo mama's breath is the secret ingredient in the Weasly's Butterscotch Barf-ies. Yo mama's so ugly that when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application. Yo mama's so ugly she turned the Basilisk to stone. Yo mama's such a ##### that she's like a quidditch broomstick - everyone gets a ride. Yo mama's so ###### that the reason you're called a Half-Blood Prince is because she has no idea who your father is! Yo mama's so dumb that a stupify spell actually made her smarter. Yo mama's so stanky that not even dobby would accept one of her socks. Yo mama's so fat that even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks. Yo mama's so old she makes Dumbledore look like a teenager. Yo mama's so fat they'd have to use transfiguration to sneak her through the hole in the Gryffindor Tower. Ya mama's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim. Yo mama's so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling. Yo mama's so ugly that Voldemort took one look at her and killed HIMSELF!" Yo mama's so poor she had to go to the Weasley's for a loan. Yo mama's so ugly, she thought that Hogwarts were the growth on her thigh. Yo mama's so ugly that as a baby they had to use the Confundus Charm so the family would play with her. Yo mama's such a ho that she lets ANYONE enter her "chamber of secrets". Yo mama's so ugly she scares the Dementors away. Yo mama's so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!

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yo mama so fat that she hit the end d of the road and had to take  12wks just to get your mama up

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