Posted almost 5 years ago
Yo mama is so dumb, she tried playing 'Got your Nose' with Lord Voldamort!! XD
You mama is so fat, when she sat on a quarter, a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!!! XD
Yo mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up!
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits beside EVERYONE! :3
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes in a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says, "Okay."
You mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the drive way.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, she died.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts her lipstick on with a paint-roller.
Yo mama is so fat that to pull down her pants to get in her pocket!!
Yo mama is so fat you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her GOOD side.
Yo mama is so fat she has to wake up in sections!
Yo mama is so fat she put on some DVD's and by the time shegot them down the spelled Boulevard!
Yo mama is so fat, the National Weather gives a name to each one of her farts!!
Yo mama is so ugly, there going to move Halloween to her birthday!!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes unions cry.
Yo mama is so ugly she went to the beauty shop and it took three hours to for an aspirin!!
Yo mama is so ugly when she goes to the beach, cats try to put sand on her!
Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they didn't have History!!!
Yo mama is is so
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