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kittygirlme
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”  The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.  The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?

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kittygirlme
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so was it funny did you get it or wat tell me plz

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kittygirlme
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is this funny to anyone

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So the dude shoots and kills the dude on the ground.

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kittygirlme
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yes that's whats so funny instead of seeing if hes dead he gos and shoot him

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nutls333
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That was a little stupid

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ILoveSoftball#10
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omg haha

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iamalive
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Lol xD

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xD

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Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news. Client: Well, give me the bad news first. Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news? Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130! smile

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