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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "Why the long face?" What does the horse say? THE HORSE SAYS NOTHING BECAUSE IT CANNOT UNDERSTAND NOR SPEAK ENGLISH. INSTEAD, TERRIFIED, THE HORSE RUNS AROUND THE BAR KNOCKING OVER DRINKS AND GALLOPS OVER TABLES.

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A guy walks into the store what does he do? get some food. is that an anti-joke?

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"iamalive" wrote:

A guy walks into the store what does he do? get some food. is that an anti-joke?
no an anti-joke is a joke against being funny and instead being realistic. if u said 'what did the dead guy say when he was buried?' the anti-joke answer would be 'nothing. he was dead. dead people cant talk cuz they r dead.' lol

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Why did the germ go to Canada? HE DIDN'T, GERMS DON'T HAVE LEGS. is that good?

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why does the little mermaid wear sea shells???????? becaus d shells were to big!!!!!!!!!  smile hahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahaha i thouth that was funny

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"iamalive" wrote:

Why did the germ go to Canada? HE DIDN'T, GERMS DON'T HAVE LEGS. is that good?
PERFECT EXAMPLE ^^

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"KMB1" wrote:

why does the little mermaid wear sea shells???????? becaus d shells were to big!!!!!!!!!  smile hahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahaha i thouth that was funny
this is ANTI JOKES meaning against being funny x3

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Why did the dish runaway with the spoon? It couldn't It doesn't have legs.. That is how you do it? ^

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";Alyssaaaa" wrote:

Why did the dish runaway with the spoon? It couldn't It doesn't have legs.. That is how you do it? ^
like a boss! ^^

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Two men walk into a bar. They get some drinks.

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