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1 of my favorite jokes

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beatlesRock
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there was once this guy who never spoke before. One day, 3 companies wanted to hire him to puplisize their companies. So the guy went to the music company. That day he was taught to say  '' Me,Me.Me,Me,Me'' but in a musical tone. The next day, he went to a hardware company. They taught him how to quickly say ''Forks and knives'' . On the third day, he was taught to sing the pepsi motto ''For the joy of pepsi '' On the fourth day, while he was walking with his girlfriend, they spotted a dead racoon by the road.'' Who did this ?'' his girlfriend called. '' Me,me,me,me,me '' the guy said. What did you do it with ? Forks and knives Why did you do it ? For the joy of pepsi !

1 of my favorite jokes

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1 of my favorite jokes

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shemizcool
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my favorite joke all haha

my love jesus christ


1 of my favorite jokes

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beatlesRock
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people, do you want another joke? I've got one more in another one in " another 1 of my favorite jokes"

1 of my favorite jokes

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FUNNY

Son: Dad i have a girl friend
Dad: Good son is she hott
Son: yes dad she is
Daughter: Dad i have a boyfriend
*Father Loads Gun*

1 of my favorite jokes

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Slobst
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"Gemini Love Star" wrote:

FUNNY

Son: Dad i have a girl friend
Dad: Good son is she hott
Son: yes dad she is
Daughter: Dad i have a boyfriend
*Father Loads Gun*


HAHAHHAHAHA

GO SLOTHS


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