Chuck Norris-moved

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Cupcake Tacos
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October, 2012

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Who has some Chuck Norris jokes? When Chuck goes to bed, he doesnt check for monsters. The monsters check for him. If Chuck was a lumberjack, he could roundhouse kick those trees instead of cutting them. In a battle between Chuck and a hurricane, Chuck would roundhouse kick the eye of the hurricane in the face.

ERMAHGERD!!!

Patrick just fits perfectly in this picture. :3
And I would be the dirtbag taking that picture.

Hi!
HARLEM SHAKE!!!
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Chuck Norris-moved

Posted By:

AshleyisadorableDC
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April, 2012

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at night, kids look for the boogie monster under their bed, but in reality, the boogie monster searches for Chuck Norris under his bed, c:

Chuck Norris-moved

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Cupcake Tacos
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October, 2012

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LOL nice. Give me an answer to this. Chuck Norris would beat a tornado in a battle. True or False?

ERMAHGERD!!!

Patrick just fits perfectly in this picture. :3
And I would be the dirtbag taking that picture.

Hi!
HARLEM SHAKE!!!
Do the Harlem Shake

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!!

Chuck Norris-moved

Posted By:

Storm1232
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November, 2010

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*eats cookie while reading posts*

Storm has returned (Again!) As always I'm ready for rp's.
I hope the username changes happen soon, cause I will end up changing mine to The Lost or The Lost One.

Chuck Norris-moved

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Sage_kittycat
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July, 2012

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When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris Approves.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven cause you're the only ten I see

Chuck Norris-moved

Posted By:

Cupcake Tacos
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October, 2012

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haha Cuck Norris stops sunamis by roundhouse kicking them to the face.

ERMAHGERD!!!

Patrick just fits perfectly in this picture. :3
And I would be the dirtbag taking that picture.

Hi!
HARLEM SHAKE!!!
Do the Harlem Shake

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!!