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Who has some Chuck Norris jokes? When Chuck goes to bed, he doesnt check for monsters. The monsters check for him. If Chuck was a lumberjack, he could roundhouse kick those trees instead of cutting them. In a battle between Chuck and a hurricane, Chuck would roundhouse kick the eye of the hurricane in the face.


ERMAHGERD!!!

Patrick just fits perfectly in this picture. :3
And I would be the dirtbag taking that picture.

Hi!
HARLEM SHAKE!!!
Do the Harlem Shake
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at night, kids look for the boogie monster under their bed, but in reality, the boogie monster searches for Chuck Norris under his bed, c:




"You know what you are? Selfish. I've done nothing but sacrifice to get us here, and what have you sacrificed? Nothing. Zero. All you've done is boss me around - well now who's the boss? Who's the boss? It's me."



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Cupcake Tacos Lock
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LOL nice. Give me an answer to this. Chuck Norris would beat a tornado in a battle. True or False?


ERMAHGERD!!!

Patrick just fits perfectly in this picture. :3
And I would be the dirtbag taking that picture.

Hi!
HARLEM SHAKE!!!
Do the Harlem Shake
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!!
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!!


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Storm1232
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*eats cookie while reading posts*

I do not like bad grammar, and there is a high chance of me correcting you.

Yes Stormie-chan is back once again.
Kon'nichiwa, futatabi min'na!
(Hello Agin Everyone!)


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Sage_kittycat
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When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris Approves.


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Cupcake Tacos Lock
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haha Cuck Norris stops sunamis by roundhouse kicking them to the face.


ERMAHGERD!!!

Patrick just fits perfectly in this picture. :3
And I would be the dirtbag taking that picture.

Hi!
HARLEM SHAKE!!!
Do the Harlem Shake
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!!
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!!


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brunostar
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nice ;3

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Cool Big Grin

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chuck norris is a bunch of ballony

yes your banned! HEHE!

look at my dog shes so cute right

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ems zone
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"katiebug586" wrote:

chuck norris is a bunch of ballony
kind of funny

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