Hey Harry Potter what's it like to be an orphen who was raised under the stairs and magically you started morphing me into a dork who's read all about you and Hogwarts too. Hey Harry Potter it's not fair to use a spell to make a grown man read a childs book and purchase all your movies don't you know I camped at Barnes and Noble store wearing a robe. Oh it's what you do to me even though im 33. I'm obssesed now can't you see. Named my child Hermione even though it is a he. Hey Harry Potter now my life is getting hard since my wife left me right after i tattoed a lighting scar right on my head. And told her she looks like Hagrid when she's naked. Hey Harry Potter Iv'e got o so many questions if I ever were to meet you like do you have good sugestions for myself on how to dress me like an elf or could help. Oh it's what you do to me. Put the sorting hat on me. Give me grotesque Bertie Beans. I'll devour them with glee. Iv'e got your posters on my door and sweatshirts that say Gryffindor lost all my friends because they all think I'm gay. I grabbed my wand and grabbed my broom and snuck into the ladies room the invisibility cloak didn't work that day. Some lady slugged me with her purse i said i was under the Imperious Curse she did not believe me and the police came and your to blame. Hey Harry Potter now I'm missing you and jonesing. 7 years and now your done with school and Mrs. J.K. Rowling says your through. But I'll never be through with you. I'll do whatever you tell me to. Stalk Daniel Radcliffe yes it's true Rupert Grint too. Oh it's what you do to me You and Ron and Hermione. I'm pathetic can't you see but I wouldn't change a thing I'm down with Harry P!
Edited by: escapedmonkey on July 04 at 11:02 AM
