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My friend knows I'm terrible when it comes to, "thinking of lyrics." So uh, any ideas? He wants me to embarrass myself. So say something embarrassing.
Starting:

There once was a cat named Bob.........

Any ideas?

There once was a cat named Bob
And he was fat like a blob.
There you go. First lyrics. [x

songs that include cats for me....include the cat going bye-bye if ya now what i mean

"he ploped around"

There once was a cat named Bob
And he was fat like a sixty foot blob.
He liked eating my homework.
He liked Bill Nye.
He liked to eat waffles.
And says, "Hair dye!"

Thats all. :P

Edited by: EpicNine on October 23 at 08:39 PM

I NEED MORE

There once was a cat named Bob
And he was fat like a sixty foot blob.
He liked eating my homework.
He liked Bill Nye.
He liked to eat waffles.
And meows, "Hair dye!"
I told him I was dumb.
He meowed that I was.
I said I liked pancakes.
And buzzed, "BUZZBUZZ!"

EpicNine wrote:
There once was a cat named Bob
And he was fat like a sixty foot blob.
He liked eating my homework.
He liked Bill Nye.
He liked to eat waffles.
And meows, "Hair dye!"
I told him I was dumb.
He meowed that I was.
I said I liked pancakes.
And buzzed, "BUZZBUZZ!"

i like ur siggy

There once was a cat named Bob
And he was fat like a sixty foot blob.
He liked eating my homework.
He liked Bill Nye.
He liked to eat waffles.
And meows, "Hair dye!"
I told him I was dumb.
He meowed that I was.
I said I liked pancakes.
And buzzed, "BUZZBUZZ!"
It was almost impossible.
I tasted the rainbow.
But all of a sudden.
BLAARG COOKIE DOUGH!

here once was a cat named Bob
And he was fat like a sixty foot blob.
He liked eating my homework.
He liked Bill Nye.
He liked to eat waffles.
And meows, "Hair dye!"
I told him I was dumb.
He meowed that I was.
I said I liked pancakes.
And buzzed, "BUZZBUZZ!"
It was almost impossible.
I tasted the rainbow.
But all of a sudden.
BLAARG COOKIE DOUGH!
i got mad at him and
he ran out the door hes goes
bye bye all ovr the floor
it starts to rain as my tears come alive
i bury him and say goodbye