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The Haylor Song (tune of "Knew You Were Trouble- Taylor Swift")

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Posted over 5 years ago

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Once upon a time,

A couple weeks ago.

I was on the couch

Logging online.

I found, I found it.

I found it it it it it. 

I worst news I have read

Repeated in my head

Like a broken tape

It wouldn't go away.

It's Haylor. It's Haylor.

It's Haylor-or-or-or-or.

& I cried to sleep

Was this all a bad dream?

I woke to realize

This was reality.



Because Taylor doesn't deserve Harry Styles...

She's gonna throw him in her big huge

Ginormous ex boyfriend pile.

I don't want this to happen 

Because Taylor doesn't deserve Harry Styles... 

She's gonna throw him in her big huge

Ginormous ex boyfriend pile.

& now I'm crying to cold hard ground.

No! No!

Haylor! Haylor! Haylor!

No! No!

Hate her! Hate her! Hate her!



Eventaully I accepted

Their horrible status.

It was now confirmed.

But I still hated it.

2013, why'd you do this to me?!

Don't do this to me me me me me!

Then they broke up, Taylor dumped him.

For that Kennedy guy & Harry's very sad.

She hurt him! Deserted him!

He's heartbroken-en-en-en-en-en.

Then she posted

"Back in the studio.Uh oh."

Then I realized,

I knew this would be.



I knew she was trouble when she walked in

& now Harry's left feeling all

Very sad & heartbroken...

It's like she's begging for some hate!

I knew she was trouble when she walked in

& now Harry's left feeling all

Very sad & heartbroken...

Now he's in the ex boy pile.

No! No!

Taylor! Taylor! Taylor!

No! No!

Hate her! Hate her! Hate her!



She will write a song.

Go number one.

She never loved him, or Kennedy or anyone!

Or any boy! Yeah!



I knew she was trouble when she walked in

& now Harry's left feeling all

Very sad & heartbroken

Taylor why'd you do this to him?

We knew you were trouble when you walked in

Into his life &

Now we'll try hard just to comfort him.

Stay the heck away from him!

Go! Go!

Taylor! Taylor! Taylor!

Go! Go!

Taylor! Taylor! Taylor!



We knew you were trouble when you walked in!

(Taylor, Taylor, Taylor)

Now Harry's left feeling very sad & heartbroken!!

(Hate her! Hate her! Hate her!)

I wrote this yesterday when I got incredibly bored ._. hehe. 

Good times & good vibes


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