#1: Hire a professional graphic designer/artist to make one for you.
#2: Have your parents take a picture of you posing, and write on it your album name.
#3: Become a Photoshop/Pixelmator master and make an album cover.
My whole goal in life is to get AlphaT to debate Teh_Skittlez as an Atheist and for Teh_Skittlez to debate AlphaT as a Christian.
That awkward moment when you realize that you couldn't see that amazing debate because you're not old enough to see the P&R section... -.-