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Lyrics for Dumb Ways to Die

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littlemisscupcake
littlemisscupcake
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April, 2013
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Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-i-i
So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical walk
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-i-i
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch #### dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-i-i
So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-i-i
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die-i-i-i
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

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Lyrics for Dumb Ways to Die

Posted By:
shae508
shae508
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January, 2012
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My little sister went and found the app when i started singing!

Being normal is so boring~
Why not be insane instead?
Devil

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Lyrics for Dumb Ways to Die

Posted By:
Kirsteeeeen
Kirsteeeeen
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June, 2013
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I love this app xD

Merry Christmas
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Lyrics for Dumb Ways to Die

Posted By:
tyto123
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July, 2013
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I love dumb ways to die

Charleston REPRESENT


Lyrics for Dumb Ways to Die

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dance-dance-dance
dance-dance-dance
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May, 2013
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Dumb ways to die is the best song ever!!

KEEP CALM AND DANCE ON!
ballet
tap
jazz
hip-hop

whatever you like-
dance-dance-dance


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