My baby dont mess around because she loves me so and this i know for suuuree...
p.s. if u havent heard this then u have to now. Its amazing, no joke!
You're not an intellectual. You just have internet access.
Surely waiting for a waiter to bring your food makes you the waiter?? O.O
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"