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The Hunger Games in a nutshell

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[I didn't take this off of anything.]


*after the dark days*


Capitol Official 1: "we need to make sure those districts don't rebel again"

Capitol Official 2: "Yes."

Capitol Official 1: "how about we force 24 kids to kill themselves on television each year"

Capitol Official 2: "How the hell will that help? That will just make them hate us even more. And we already have this terrible economic system where we are supplied essential resources by people that despise us. Let's just threaten them with our nuclear weapons."

Capitol Official 1: "oh uh, we sorta blew up the district that supplied us with nukes"

Capitol Official 2: "...wait, why did we do that again?

Capitol Official 1: "they rebelled..."

Capitol Official 2: "Oh. Well, why didn't we just take over 13 with our extremely advanced technology, hovercrafts, armies of mutants and our hordes of military and police forces WITHOUT wrecking our own resources?"

Capitol Official 1: "well...we didn't do that, did we?"

Capitol Official 2: "...what the hell is wrong with us?"


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"MaterialSlop" wrote:

[I didn't take this off of anything.]


*after the dark days*



Capitol Official 1: "we need to make sure those districts don't rebel again"


Capitol Official 2: "Yes."


Capitol Official 1: "how about we force 24 kids to kill themselves on television each year"


Capitol Official 2: "How the hell will that help? That will just make them hate us even more. And we already have this terrible economic system where we are supplied essential resources by people that despise us. Let's just threaten them with our nuclear weapons."


Capitol Official 1: "oh uh, we sorta blew up the district that supplied us with nukes"


Capitol Official 2: "...wait, why did we do that again?


Capitol Official 1: "they rebelled..."


Capitol Official 2: "Oh. Well, why didn't we just take over 13 with our extremely advanced technology, hovercrafts, armies of mutants and our hordes of military and police forces?"


Capitol Official 1: "well...we didn't do that, did we?"


Capitol Official 2: "...what the hell is wrong with us?"
Couldn't have said it better myself. ..


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Wait, why are we killing teens again?


Posted over 4 years ago

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"AlphaT" wrote:

Wait, why are we killing teens again?


"Make up some stupid crap about honour or something, then we'll air it." 


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lol

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