Now I don't know why I came here tonight,
I gotta felling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair and I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs.
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right,
Here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you
If it weren't for ya gumboots where would ya be?
You'd be in a hospital or infirmary,
'Cause you would have a dose of flu or even pleurisy,
If ya didn't have your feet in ya Gumboots!!!