The Day of the Magikarps
It was a nice, calming, and sunny day in the Kanto region. Little did the lovely citizens of Kanto know that about 10 miles away an island full of cruel amphibious magikarps set on world domination. These magikarps were different though besides being amphibious they could also speak english. You may be wondering, where did they get these cruel and unusal powers from great story teller? Well, I'll tell you A very powerful trainer and wizard name Gary Oak who was very angered because he did not become the region champion used his powers of being completely annoying to make the magikarps tremendously super magikarps. The magikarps had a plan, a dark plan, a plan beyond anyones wildest imaginations. The magikarps set out to take over all of the pokemon regions. They swam against the horrendous curents that would stop even the fastest of golduck's. These magikarp due to the rage filled curse became level 100, but due to their lack of brain cells they would not evolve into gyarados. As the day went on the monsterous magikarps finally approached the shore of Vermillion city. "This is it!" yelled the one known as the magikarp god. Legend has it the magikarp god once took out Mewtwo Rayquaza and Arceus with one hit at the same time. "ALL HAIL THE MAGIKARP GOD!" the other screamed at the top of their fish voices.
(Feel free to correct, critisism is welcome, say if you like it.)
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