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kendallkat919
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hey, how are ya doin'? Cool, me? Well, to be honest I'm kind of mad! Ya! Actually, I'm furious!! You wanna know why? Well, the reason that im mad is because....THEY RAISED THE PRICES ON THE DOUGHNUTS AT WALMART!!!!!!!!! I know right!! It's an outrage!! Well, on to other things, has anyone noticed that selfie's are taking over the world!! But one thing about selfies annoys me more than anything. You know what it is? Its when girls take selfie's and they onky show 1/80TH OF THEIR FACE!!!!!! That's not a selfie, thats a halfie! Has anyone noticed that it's like a shame to ask your mom for something in the store and then she says "No" so you have to do that little walk of shame to the isle that you got it from and you feel like a disgrace? Ya, I get that feeling a lot... Am i the only one who, when they clean their room and i find things and i dont know where they go i just stuff them behind something? I dont know how this helps in anyway. There's not some black hole that just take them to another galaxy!! I do this in stores too. I'll just kinda, you know, stuff things I have decided I didnt want anymore and stuff it in the back of the shelf and pray no one finds it and hates me. Well, thats all for now folks. I hope you enjoyed and dont forget to obey the mods! Im Kendall and thanks for reading! smile

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