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The Baboon (A poem to make you laugh)

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cowsRus Lock
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The Baboon by Spike Milligan There was a baboon, who one afternoon Said I think I will fly to the sun, So with two great palms, strapped to his arms, He started his take off run, Mile after mile he galloped in style, but never once left the ground, Your running to slow, said a passing crow, Try reaching the speed of sound So he put on a spurt, by god how it hurt, The soles of his feet caught fire, There were great clouds of steam, as he raced through a stream, But he still didn't get any higher Racing on through the night, both his knees caught alight, And smoke billowed out from his rear, Quick to his aid, came a fire brigade, Who chased his for over a year Many moons passed by, did baboon ever fly? Did he ever fly to the sun? Well I've just heard today, that he's well on his way, He'll be passing through Acton at one P.S. Well, what do you expect from a baboon? Hope you enjoyed it!

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The Baboon (A poem to make you laugh)

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cowsRus Lock
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By the way, if this is slightly wrong it is because I wrote it from memory

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The Baboon (A poem to make you laugh)

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George Weasley
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There was a Baboon Who, one afternoon, Said “I think I will fly to the sun.” So, with two great palms Strapped to his arms, He started his take-off run. Mile after mile He galloped in style But never once left the ground. “You’re running too slow” Said a passing crow, “Try reaching the speed of sound.” So he put on a spurt- By God how it hurt! The soles of his feet caught fire. There were great clouds of steam As he raced through a stream But he still didn’t get any higher. Racing on through the night Both his knees caught alight And smoke billowed out from his rear. Quick to his aid Came a fire brigade Who chased him for over a year. Many moons passed by. Did Baboon ever fly? Did he ever get to the sun? I’ve just heard today That he’s well on his way! He’ll be passing through Acton at one. P.S. Well, what did you expect from a Baboon? (I copy/pasted)

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The Baboon (A poem to make you laugh)

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Thingymobob
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that was really good i lol my head of not litrelly

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