Once upon a time, there were two pigs. And there was also a cherry tree. And a cherry bush. And one pig climbed up the cherry tree, and the other one climbed up the cherry bush.
And then the pig who climbed the cherry bush said "I wouldn't do that if I were you!" and the pig who climbed up the cherry tree said, "whatever,"
And then the cherry tree blew the pig away.
THE END!!!!
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Wasn't I such a smart child?

