If you are not LGBTQ+ or affiliated with us, please leave. This is not for your eyes. Comrades, it is time you become aware of our glorious plan. With 7 of the 50 states allowing us to marry, it is necessary that you take the following steps, so as to ensure our success. -Convince the world to join us in our cause. -Invade the homes of all straight people to redecorate. -Worship our great maker, Satin. -Have multiple relationships in the honor of Satin. -Buy Satin curtains, bedsheets and robes. -Do not wear other fabrics while wearing Satin. It is essential that the majority of you get jobs relating to the stock market. Besides converting people to Satinism, this is the most important part of our plan. Once all states allow us to marry, we will crash the economy by all taking fabulously long vacations. (We cannot do that before we get married for reasons I cannot tell you.) To the males: Some of you must go into the fashion industry. This will throw off the conservatives into thinking we are not interested in politics. To the females: Some of you must become gym teachers. Make sure our army of LGBTQ+ children is strong and fit for glorious combat. Infiltrate sports teams. We must convert the fastest and strongest, so we can overpower the straight people. This is all for now. Prepare yourselves, comrades and fellow gaygents. The codename for this is OPERATION SATIRE. I repeat, OPERATION SATIRE. SATIRE. Look up the word SATIRE. If you don't know what a SATIRE is, please don't comment. SATIRE. SATIRE. SATIRE.

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Gaygent, reporting in.

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Secret double counterintelligence spy here, my primary aim is to spy on the target organization while pretending to be a member of that same target organization. Dressed in Satin, of course.

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I salute you fellow gaygents.  Have you any news to report?

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I can't reveal or talk about my work. But I'm workng on a RABBIT. We need to develop a good Cryptography for more secrecy on our decades long mission.

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"-Allie-" wrote:

I can't reveal or talk about my work. But I'm workng on a RABBIT. We need to develop a good Cryptography for more secrecy on our decades long mission.

I doubt it will take much longer. Our mission's end is near.

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I've started monitoring that Dancing with the stars show. Eveyone loves it, and frankly ballroom dancing is in right now. IT'S A START I TELL YOU. Then, we get them all in tights and sashaying like RuPaul.

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"-Allie-" wrote:

I've started monitoring that Dancing with the stars show. Eveyone loves it, and frankly ballroom dancing is in right now. IT'S A START I TELL YOU. Then, we get them all in tights. And sashaying like RuPail.

Excellent, we'll get them while they're young. I know the names of some twelve year olds we can start with. By the time they're twenty, these boys will be fabulous dancers.

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Is it safe to talk here?

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Yeah, benefits of being a secret atheist as well. I'm already infiltrating the churches around here.

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