So. Copy and paste that. Where it says 'InsertTextHere', that's where you put your text. Get rid of the '' brackets and replace the with the crocodile brackets on either side. Cheers.
It should look like this!
30.11.2014 -17:31 pm - 999th Post! :'D
30.11.2014 - 17:36 pm - 1000th Post! :'D