After that strange incident Tatsuma, heads to the headmaster's office. "Are you here for the headmaster?", the secretary asked.
"Okay, he's right in there"
He is beeped into the room, where he sees the headmaster. "Hello headmaster, my name is Tatsuma Triton, and I would like to join the school's disciplinary committee"
The headmaster replies, "Oh, and why is that?"
"Because, I would like to protect this school, and rid the hallway of miscreants"
"I'll take you under consideration. I can assure you that you'll be notified of my opinion by tomorrow."
"Thank you for your audience headmaster."
"You are dismissed Mr. Triton", replied the headmaster.
All hail Ra'amen, or in our language,
The Flying Spaghetti Monster! In addition to being saved by him, garlic bread and S-S-S-S-SAUCE are supplied!