If life hands you lemons....throw it back at life and say "I WANT CHOCOLATE!!!!"
If you can''t hold your friends in your arms...hold them in your heart
a few years ago,a mother and father decided they needed a
break,so they wanted to head out for a night on the town.So
they called their most trusted babysitter.When the babysitter
arrived,the two children were already fast asleep in bed.So the
babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was
okay with the children.Later at night,the babysitter got bored
and went to watch tv but she couldn''t watch it downstairs
because they didnt have cable downstairs xthe parents didn''t
want the children watching too much garbage).So she called
them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parents''
room.Of course the parents said it was ok,but the babysitter had
one final request.She asked if she could cover up the clown
satue in th