My New Year's Resolutions are to play more video games, get better grades and avoid spending any time in detention.
Ever had a big time feud with one of your peeps that's made you want to cover their head in honey and lock them in an apiary.
I'm in full Super Bowl mode this week. I've been playing Madden 06 every day and sleeping with my jockstrap on.
It's Fat Tuesday today - time for me to celebrate by stuffing my face with food until I can no longer walk.
The good weather has arrived, my teachers are babbling about final exams and my dad keeps pestering me to cut the lawn.