Baseball fans are now banned from holding up signs or wearing t-shirts that say, "Yankees Suck." That is lame with a capital L. It's lamer than t-ball or taking dance in P.E. class.
The chances of Barry Bonds or A-Rod dropping by your house to play a baseball are less than zero. A Pro Zone action figure is the next best thing.
Who does the Coach think is a better all around baseball player, Alex Rodriguez or Derek Jeter?
Ruben Rivera stole Derek Jeter's bat and glove to make a few extra bucks. Jeff Kent got caught lying about how he got hurt. One's a thief. The other's a liar. They're both big fat zeros.