My loser brother is always going through my room and taking my stuff. Last week he took my GBA and the trucks off my skateboard.

I found all the goodies my mom was planning to hand out to trick or treaters this Halloween and took all the good candy for myself.

Thanksgiving has arrived! Time to stuff my face with food, anchor myself to the couch and be glad I'm not a turkey.

The white stuff has arrived - I'm not talking about my brother's nasty dandruff, I'm talking about snow!

I've been in a five day trance of sleeping, playing video games and eating candy, since my Christmas break started.

My New Year's Resolutions are to play more video games, get better grades and avoid spending any time in detention.

Ever had a big time feud with one of your peeps that's made you want to cover their head in honey and lock them in an apiary.

I'm in full Super Bowl mode this week. I've been playing Madden 06 every day and sleeping with my jockstrap on.

It's Valentine's Day today - time for all those losers who are in love to waste their money on chocolates or flowers.

It's Fat Tuesday today - time for me to celebrate by stuffing my face with food until I can no longer walk.

My teachers don't quite understand that "Spring Break" is supposed to mean "a pause or interruption in assigning homework".

In the space of two days, I've managed to get grounded, lose my allowance and become blacklisted by most of my teachers at school.

I never thought I'd actually be glad to returning to school. This had to be one of the worst Spring Breaks of my life.

I've decided to become the next Tony Stewart. I'm entering the rubber-burning, bumper-banging world of racecar driving!

The good weather has arrived, my teachers are babbling about final exams and my dad keeps pestering me to cut the lawn.

The calendar on my bedroom wall says it's not summer for another three weeks - but for me, summer arrives on Memorial Day weekend.

To prepare myself for a long road trip, I've put together a list of things to bring to make your family vacation a little easier.

After a week of hearing my older brother talk crap about all the girls he claims to have made out with, I'm glad to be back home.

I had this vision that I'd be serving ice cream all day to beautiful girls, who would be dazzled by my ice cream scooping technique.

The heat has also seemed to light a fire in my weak love life. Remember that cute girl

I've had a couple of weeks to figure out my dating dilemna with Vanessa. I decide to ask her to go out for a bike ride.

There's always good vibe in the air on the first day of school - and it's always fun to hear everyone else's stories from the summer.

I'm really glad my parents are completely clueless when it comes to using any kind of high tech gadgets.

I'm perfecting my "fake sick" routine for this week. I don't do this routine very often - only when I really need a day off school.

My first term report card comes out next week and I don't think it's going to be championship calibre.

It's Halloween - time for me to get a massive sugar high and transform myself into something fierce and frightening.

In case you're like me and are counting down the days until Christmas break, here's a few ideas for chilling on cold fall days.

Are there two more beautiful words in the English language than "snow day"? Looks like I'll be hitting the park!

Winter break means playing video games, boarding and having way too much time to think about Vanessa. Should I kiss her?

We're only two days into the new year but 2007 is already proving to be my best year yet. The next 363 days are all going to be icing on the cake.