Well, Survivor Africa - Episode 3 was a real disappointment. If you missed it, don't worry we have the lowdown but you sure didn't miss much. Lions and sickness and boulders - oh, my!
The slack-off continues at Samburu, Lindsey's past is revealed and Boran's chickens aren't exactly egg-laying machines. That's this week's Survivor Africa in a nutshell... err... eggshell.
Two mixed-up tribes become one and pick a name they can't remember or pronounce. All the old alliances dissolve and Frank pretends he's an elephant. Definitely and interesting episode.
Ethan is King of the Jungle. Lex's gut gets everyone to vote out an innocent member and did I mention Brandon is a spineless weasel? Yeah, this episode definitely got my blood boiling.
Everybody's bummed as this episode starts. I guess, stabbing an honest tribe member in the back doesn't give a warm, fuzzy feeling after all. Spirits rise when Frank and Brandon go on a date.
Lions are circling the camp, the tribe bids on grub, Lex wins immunity and Frank finally opens up - too bad it's his final words. Oh yeah, and Big Tom is turning into a big loser!
Here's what we learned on this episode of Survivor; Big Tom is a boozer, Lex is still the devil and there is no need to use initials anymore when referring to the Kims - there is only one left.
By the final tribal council, you realize that everything you thought about the tribe members might be wrong. Kim J. isn't a feeble granny. Lex isn't really the devil. Kelly on the other hand...