So, I slipped on the water, and ran upstairs, leaving everyone wondering what I was doing. As I turned to run upstairs, Kelsey saw me and followed me. I ran into a room, and SHE CAME IN AND--- let me back up some.
I was at the kitchen with Tess and Brenna (IMAGINE! I can get Tess to stay in a room!) and we were planning my graduation party. Which was today. And, I needed them to get the invitations ready while I tried to find the stamps. Tess was about to leave, but I mentioned the money part. HA HA HA! When they finished, I had FINALLY found the stamps. We started stamping as fast as we could, and before we knew it, I said, "Well that wasn't so bad, was it?" I looked around and saw that Brenna and I were covered in stamps.
"Wait, where's Tess?" I asked myself. She was on the couch fast asleep. No money for her! I wasn't going to give her any, anyway.
A day before the party, I rode my scooter to school, and Kelsey was trying to catch up. I didn't want her to find out that I didn't invite her!
Kelsey: Hey, Josie. I heard about your party, and I didn't get an invitation.
Kelsey: Oh, well. It's probably still in the mail. Either way, I'm crashing it.
When I got home, I knocked off my flip-flops and started pounding on a pillow pretending it was Kelsey's face! Ha ha ha! Tess came in wondering what I was doing.
Tess: Uh...Josie? What the heck are you doing?
Josie: Kelsey's crashing my party!
Tess: And that's a problem because...
Josie: She's rude, and she's stinky, and she's rude, and she's mean, and she STINKY! I just wanna...
Then I started saying a bunch of weird, yet angry gibberish. I accidentaly threw the "Kelsey's face" at Tess. She hit me with the pillow multiple times.
Tess: Come ON! You guys are best friends! You can't just not invite her to your once-in-a-lifetime party just because of that argument about that stupid science project!
Josie: Yes I can!
Tess: Oh well. I tried.
I woke up the next day up and at 'em! I got back from graduation at 10:00 and got ready. I cleaned up, set up the decoration, and slipped on my favorite outfit. I was finally done when the first guest came. In this order:
Everyone was going bizzerk at how my party was going. The whole school came, so I just listed the people that were in my circle of friends.
Just when I thought everyone was here...
I greeted the door to her, and when she came into the living room, everyone was silent.
Everyone started talking with one another, and she just sat in a corner, cause no one wanted her here. We didn't tell her that, of course.
Kelly was getting some water, and started talking to Emily while she was doing it, making her water overflow. Tessa went to go get some napkins, and I didn't see any of that. I didn't see it. Brenna just told me. But, since I didn't see it...
So, I slipped on the water, and ran upstairs, leaving everyone wondering what I was doing. As I turned to run upstairs, Kelsey saw me and followed me. I ran into a room, and SHE CAME IN AND--- then...
Josie: I can explain!
Kelsey: You're -- you're a -- mermaid (faints).
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