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I see that you've come here! Hewo, so this forum is gonna be for jokes. Everyday a new joke will be posted, and I'm hoping you'll post your amazing jokes too! Here I'll go first:

One day Tommy and his friends went out camping. The whole day mosquitoes were out, biting at their flesh and sucking their blood. Once the sun had started to set, Tommy and his friends made a camp and made a fire. It kept the mosquitoes away for a little while, until the fire started dying away. They had to go and get more wood, which brought more mosquitoes. After they had started a new fire it was really dark outside, and the fairy bugs, (aka fireflies) started coming out. Tommy looked at one and yelled, "Oh no! the mosquitoes have come back with lanterns!"

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings


Posted 3 months ago

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Last night I dreamt of a nice long walk on a beach,
that explains the footprints I found in the litter box

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings


Posted 3 months ago

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Person one: I wasn't high yesterday!
Person two: Oh boy, you held the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.
Person one: Hmm, I don't remember. Did it ever stop?
Person two: *facepalm*


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings


Posted 3 months ago

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People really know how to hold a grudge, my friend asked me to give her some lip balm and I gave her glue on accident. It's been 10 weeks and she still hasn't spoken to me.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings


Posted 3 months ago

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lmao


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Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
​Boy: The potato should go in front..

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings


Posted 3 months ago

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Of course I should clean my windows, but privacy is important too!

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings


Posted 3 months ago

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OMG, guys! I've created a new word!!
It's called: Plagiarism!! 

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings


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Hey! Did you hear about the guy that doesn't like negative numbers? 
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings


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Today at a bank an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings