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Yesterday I was a guy spill his scrabble letter on the street, so I asked him. "What's the word on the street?"

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


Posted 3 months ago

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What do sprinters eat before a race?







Nothing.........they fast!

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


Posted 3 months ago

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What sound does a limping turkey make?






wobble, wobble!

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


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Why was 6 afraid of 9 on news years eve? 







Because 9.8.7....

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


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Why do cows where bells?
















Because their horns don't work!











"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
















a stick

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


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thief   broke into my house last night...
started searching for  money ,  
so, I got up and searched with him

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


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When life gives you melons,
you're dyslexic
(the letters in lemons rearranged spelled melons.)

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the utility closet?







Supplies!
(surprise!)

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


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Haha these jokes are very good and creative. If you found them on the internet. Still. Creative. Would you mind if you could join my group? It would be nice to have a new joke at least once a week. If you're interested please comment on my profile.
Thanks friend Wengie out! (✷‿✷)(◡ ω ◡)

Stay safe everyone! Wengie