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Posted 3 months ago

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Once they come up with a vaccine for the corona virus I don't want to see any of you antivaxxers getting one. Don't be a  hypocrite !

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


Posted 3 months ago

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Prediction: 
There will be a minor baby boom in nine months,
and then one day it 2033,
we shall witness the rise of the QUARANTEENS!

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


Posted 3 months ago

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If you need a 144 rolls of toilet paper a day, for a fourteen day quarantine. You should have been visiting a doctor before COVID-19

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


Posted 3 months ago

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When you work at a bank and two guys come in wearing a mask, but they're just robbing the bank.
*sighs in relief*

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


Posted 3 months ago

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Korea is the third biggest hit country from COVID-19 and they still have toilet paper..
Moral of the story, people are idiots.

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


Posted 3 months ago

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*Guys to go clean up the dead bodies of COVID-19 victums*
Guy #1- They're all dead, gross.
Guy #2- Yea, but did you notice how clean their ases were?
Guy #3- *finds a secret stash of toilet paper*
Guy #1- How hard did they have to fight to get that?

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


Posted 3 months ago

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Doctor: "Your COVID-19 tests came back positive..."


Male Patient: "No... that's can't be right, I have more than three hundred rolls of toilet paper!"

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


Posted 3 months ago

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Literally all kids and wives:
"Hey dad/sweetie, can we go somewhere?"
The dads brain: "Oh, they want to go somewhere? Send some poop down right away!"
The dads: "Oop, I have to poop. I'll only be a second...."
*an hour later*
"You done yet?"
Dads: "No, it's just starting to come out...."

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


Posted 3 months ago

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I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

The crisp and brilliant red of a rose may distract from the prickles on the stem.


Posted about 2 months ago

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Those kids going to sleep at 3:55 a.m because the coronavirus messed up their sleep schedules:
*turns of electronics*
The stupid birds that think it's morning already:
Wake up beach, it's time to celebrate a new day! caW cAw cAw ChIRP chIRp ChIrp

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.