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Posted 23 days ago

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All moms: Come on let's go out to eat!
All dads: Naw babe, we don't have enough money!
Also all dads: I bet $100 on that water droplet if it reaches the windowsill faster than Jeremy's

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


Posted 23 days ago

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Me: Gets a deep, bloody scrape on my knee
My mom: Doesn't even notice
*3 weeks later and the scrape scabs over*
My mom: Where'd that come from?
Me: Oh, I just got it
My mom: How?
Me: from your carelessness


"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


Posted 23 days ago

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All little kids: Oh snufferdoodles, mommy's gonna be so mad I broke her special vase!
*looks around and see's someone older than them* 
Kids: Haha, I should blame it on them!
Their mom: WHO BROKE MY VASE!
Kids: Kyle did it! *points to Kyle*
Their mom: Ohhh, I shouldv'e known it was you. Come here boy, you're up for a whoopin'!

"Are you as bored as I am?"
If you read that backwards it still makes sense.


Posted 23 days ago

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"Happy202" wrote:

All little kids: Oh snufferdoodles, mommy's gonna be so mad I broke her special vase!

*looks around and see's someone older than them* 

Kids: Haha, I should blame it on them!

Their mom: WHO BROKE MY VASE!

Kids: Kyle did it! *points to Kyle*

Their mom: Ohhh, I shouldv'e known it was you. Come here boy, you're up for a whoopin'!



lol it happened to me- I blamed on my brother

Walk on the path but don't get lost~