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Bad pick up lines

Celebs cartoon
Posted over 1 year ago

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Posted about 1 month ago

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did u fall from sky? cuz u an angel. ha ha ha ha come on! this is ancient thing... be more creative. ha ha ha

"No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you." - Bo Burnham LOL


Posted about 1 month ago

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a so-bad-its-good one would be "My love for u is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in for long"


Posted about 1 month ago

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Pass an inhaler, u just took my breath away.
Ur like a campfire, i want S'more.
Did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine? cus u look a real snack.

(I can do worse, but I wont trust myself not to look like a creep : ) )

*casually misspelling things to avoid the censore*
~sike~


Posted about 1 month ago

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These ones are Covid related 
ARE you an N-95 mask cause I want you on my face
You cant spell Quarantine without U - R - A - Q - T


Posted about 1 month ago

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lmao 


Posted about 1 month ago

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oof im doing a good one or cringy
Me: Sometimes you make me feel like treating you like my homework
you: How will you treat me like your homework?
Me: I'd slam you on the table and do you all night~

How is that ppl? reply on how you would rate this TwT

Me: falls down
Mom: what was that noise?
Me: My shirt fell
Mom: sounded heavier than a shirt
Me: I was in it when it fell

What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball?
She gagged.


Posted 25 days ago

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Omg I got a LOT of bad pick up lines. (This is why I'm single) I'll give some for you other single people.

1) I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it. -///-
2) Hey, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ;D
3) Mind if I walk you home? My mom always told me to follow my dream. (omg this is so smooth)
4) They say Disney world is the most happiest place on Earth. Obviously they've never been in your arms.

Enjoy these horrible pick up lines.


Posted 25 days ago

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"AlexAnimations" wrote:

Omg I got a LOT of bad pick up lines. (This is why I'm single) I'll give some for you other single people.



1) I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it. -///-

2) Hey, I lost my pho#####m#######n I have yours? ;D

3) Mind if I walk you home? My mom always told me to follow my dream. (omg this is so smooth)

4) They say Disney world is the most happiest place on Earth. Obviously they've never been in your arms.



Enjoy these  horrible pick up lines.


Did u get those from a video bec I watched a video that had those exact pick up lines and more

Me: falls down
Mom: what was that noise?
Me: My shirt fell
Mom: sounded heavier than a shirt
Me: I was in it when it fell

What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball?
She gagged.


Posted 25 days ago

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My friend gave me those to try on my crush each day.. I didn't know. I'm sorry... T^T