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Posted 26 days ago

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(I'm walking down the schools hallways with a few of my friends. One of my friends tells a joke with the punch line being lyrics from "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley. After a few moments of silence...)
Me: *Singing* Never gonna give you up...
Friend#1: Never gonna let you down
Friend#2: Never gonna run around and ...
All of us: Desert you!
Passing student: Never gonna make you cry...
Teacher: Never gonna say goodbye!
Entire hallway: Never gonna tell you a lie or hurt you!
(Everyone immediately goes silent and keeps walking like nothing happened. A freshman student pokes her head out of her classroom."
Freshman: Huh... so 'Highschool Musical' was right...
lmao

Me: falls down
Mom: what was that noise?
Me: My shirt fell
Mom: sounded heavier than a shirt
Me: I was in it when it fell

What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball?
She gagged.


Posted 26 days ago

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“heres a poem
I threw a kid in the well
Don't ask me I'll never tell
I will regret this in hell
But he was in my way
I'll trade your soul for a wish
Damnation and sin for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this
but you were in my way
Your glare was holdin
ripped spleen, skin was rollin
dark night, blood was flowin
Where you think you're going, baby?
Hey I just killed you
And I am crazy
But here's your left lung
so please die, maybe
realized how dark it gets lmao.”

Me: falls down
Mom: what was that noise?
Me: My shirt fell
Mom: sounded heavier than a shirt
Me: I was in it when it fell

What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball?
She gagged.


Posted 25 days ago

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Lmao, I wish that would happen to me

that sounds really boring


Posted 21 days ago

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what?


Posted 21 days ago

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what

ruthosky


Posted 21 days ago

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Didn’t there used to be a third thing on here just a few hours ago? I might be wrong though

"Keep your face always toward the sunshine and the shadows will fall behind you." -Walt Whitman


Posted 21 days ago

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"Username105" wrote:

Didn’t there used to be a third thing on here just a few hours ago? I might be wrong though

lmao only posted 2 but i can post more funny posts and stories if u guys want ^^

Me: falls down
Mom: what was that noise?
Me: My shirt fell
Mom: sounded heavier than a shirt
Me: I was in it when it fell

What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball?
She gagged.


Posted 21 days ago

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"Black_Panda" wrote:



"Username105" wrote:


Didn’t there used to be a third thing on here just a few hours ago? I might be wrong though

lmao only posted 2 but i can post more funny posts and stories if u guys want ^^



Yeah. I thought so right after I posted it. Oh well. The two that you posted are great though. And of course you can post more. I really enjoy reading them 

"Keep your face always toward the sunshine and the shadows will fall behind you." -Walt Whitman


Posted 20 days ago

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Harry Potter Fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts
Narnia Fans: I wanna go to Narnia
Hunger Games Fans: Nope I'm good

Me: falls down
Mom: what was that noise?
Me: My shirt fell
Mom: sounded heavier than a shirt
Me: I was in it when it fell

What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball?
She gagged.


Posted 20 days ago

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I was waiting for someone to make a good parody of this song and here it is! Lmao good job on the lyrics