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100 WAYS TO GET SUSPENDED FROM SHCOOL

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Posted about 10 years ago

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chew gum in class and text the teacher what u r doing


Posted about 10 years ago

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Die due to repetive drinking of M@LK.


Posted almost 4 years ago

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Lmao xD


Posted almost 4 years ago

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1. Scream babyyyyy I'm seeing you on fire! to ur teacher
2. Dance like crazy singing curse words and spitting at everyone! (sounds gross right!
3. Tell your teacher she is ugly, and then go to you principal and say, your girlfriends ma teach you sucka!
4. Sing I LOOVEEE YOUUUUUU BABY  to a taco while jumping around in the principals office.


Posted almost 4 years ago

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Y would u want to be suspended

Teehee haha


Posted almost 4 years ago

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Summon a demon and secretly make it kill your worst enemy xD

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Posted almost 4 years ago

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1. Commit murder (get caught)
2. Burn the school (get caught)
3. Do the above and you wouldn't need a third suggestion

Thank me later.


Posted over 3 years ago

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Bring @ lcohol to school. And drink it in front of someone you can't trust.


Posted 5 months ago

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These are two ways to get suspended. (By the way, I have seen these things happen in real life at two different schools, so I know you can get suspended by doing these):

1. Flip somebody into a metal railing and give them a concussion because they threatened to close a door.
2. Get into a snowball fight, flip over the person's shirt and throw snow at their bare back.

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Posted 5 months ago

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1. Run around screaming in the hallways
2. Draw in the bathroom, bad words, mean comments, anything bad.
3. get in a huge fight with a teacher; start by acting really rude, then yell at them; then at the principles office yell at them too
4. Throw away your homework right in front of a teacher, don't do homework and ignore everything they say.

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