The Worst Movies of 2002

Dec 27, 2006

Here are the movies that we thought should have paid YOU to see 'em. In other words, the movies that really, really, really blew. Check 'em out!

#1. Crossroads

Can Britney act? We still don't know. Maybe if she actually makes a movie, not a giant product-placement tribute to all that is Ms. Spears, we'll find out.

#2. Spy Kids 2, The Island of Lost Dreams

It's rushed, busy, cold and lacking that warm-fuzzy family vibe of the original.

#3. Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights

This flick is just a cinematic mountain of poo jokes, toilet humor and product placement so obvious they may as well stick it up your nose and wiggle it.

#4. Swimfan From the less than scary "thriller" plot, to Ben Cronin thinking it was ok to cheat on his girlfriend, to the stereotypical dork that all the jocks pick on - SwimFan had absolutely no redeeming qualities.

#5. The Tuxedo

The Tuxedo, starring Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt, starts off with a deer peeing in a stream. From there, the pee and the movie, quickly head down the drain.