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G-Force Exclusive Agent Juarez Interview

G-Force Comes to Blu-ray and DVD December 15th!
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Agent Juarez
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AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH AGENT JUAREZ

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF, JUAREZ?

I’m a sassy guinea pig with years of elite special agent training behind me, but I’ll let you in on a secret… I only use my powerful feminine charms when a mission requires it.


WE’VE BEEN TOLD YOU’RE THE WORLD’S NUMBER ONE MARTIAL ARTS EXPERT WITH AN AWESOME SECRET WEAPON…

Wow... I love that description! I guess you could call me that.


SO WHAT’S YOUR SECRET WEAPON?

Now that would be telling!


WE’VE ALSO HEARD A RUMOR THAT YOU’RE INTERESTED IN YOUR FELLOW SECRET AGENT, DARWIN…

Who told you that?


A FRIEND AT THE PET STORE...

Wait a minute… I’m not interested in Darwin! I like Blaster. I want Blaster interested in me and he’ll only be interested if he thinks I’m not interested in him. That’s why I told him I like Darwin. It’s not true, though.


VERY CLEVER, JUAREZ…

Why thank you! You know what? Men are like government bonds: they take way too long to mature. If you’re a woman trying to make it in a man’s world, then you have to learn to think like men do and keep them guessing. That’s why I tell Blaster that I like Darwin. It keeps him on his paws.


ARE YOU INTERESTED IN FASHION?

Listen… My middle name is Danger Maria Rosa Conchita. Does a girl with a name like that sound like she’s going to be interested in anything girlie?


BUT YOU’D LOOK REALLY CUTE IN A PINK DRESS…

[Getting angry] You try to put a dress on me and you’re gonna lose a finger!


OR PERHAPS A LITTLE PINK BOW FOR YOUR FUR?

Say anything like that again and you’ll lose the whole hand. I don’t want to look like Guinea Pig Princess!


OKAY, OKAY… SO WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN?

I’m interested in martial arts, gadgets and saving the world. Oh, and winning over cute guys.


SO WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GADGET?

The underwater rocket suit is one of my favorites. It has sonar navigation and a stealth mode, which means you’re undetectable under the waves.

THAT SOUNDS ACE!

It is! When a mission takes you down deep, you’ll be left high and dry if you’ve got the underwater rocket suit. It’s got cruise control, a gyrocompass and my favorite part: matching flippers and mask.


WAIT A MINUTE… WE THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T INTERESTED IN FASHION OR MATCHING OUTFITS?

Well, I don’t mind it if it’s functional. Just don’t go telling everyone! I’m a serious secret agent, you know – but it doesn’t hurt if you look cute at the same time.


G-FORCE is Available on Blu-ray & DVD December 15th!

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