As her siblings trailed off, Ingrid walked into the living room, pondering about what tricks she could play on her siblings today.
To get her creativeness going, she grabbed a book and began to read it. She always found if there was thinking to do, a book would always get her in the right mood for it.
Blanket cooed as he snuggled into Abigail hug. He buried his head in the crook of her neck, wrapping his arms around her neck also.
Kitten, since I have hissed at you the customary 147 times, it is now my duty as head of the household to begrudgingly welcome you. I guess you are here to replace me when I am old, so I will now have to educate you about your surroundings, just like Maximus taught me. Rest in peace Maximus.
Kitten, the owner's room is a place of relaxation... or boredom. Either you get the petting of your life (seriously, i'm talking about two hands, you don't even know what's going on), or they just lie there, not doing anything for hours, it's weird. Oh, I should also point out that on some occasions, they leave their clothes draw open to signal their appreciation...of me. Just to be clear, this draw is just for me. You have the shoe, since you are smaller.
Kitten, because you are so small, you can not jump to high places like I can, which is sad. But eventually you will, and you will discover the places I refer to as 'up'. This will be especially helpful as you will be able to escape the human larvae. The thing smells like milk, and is very grabby so watch out for it.
Kitten, you should be aware that there are two kinds of food in the household. The first are little solid nibblets. I think they feed us this because they are training us to be astronauts, but that sounds a bit weird. The second kind of food is so luxurious that it is protected by an impenetrable metal casing. Surprisingly, humans can open these without claws, which is amazing, I don't know how they do it. You must behave in order to get this food, and it is all worth it.
Kitten, time to time you might see a little red dot on the ground. I promise you that it can be caught. I caught it once and held it in my paws for a full minute, but when I lifted my paws, it was gone.
Kitten, I assure you that you will do fine.
The next guide is coming soon.
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