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Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Best Buffy Quotes

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Best Buffy Quotes - Reviewed by Kidzworld on Dec 27, 2006
( Rating: 1 Star Rating)

In Sunnydale, the only things sharper than Mr. Pointy are the put-downs that the Buffster jabs into various baddies. Joss and the gang prove that dusting just ain't fun if it doesn't tickle.

In Sunnydale, the only things that were sharper than Mr. Pointy were the put-downs that the Buffster and the Scooby gang jabbed into various baddies. Cuz face it, stakin' is a piece of cake - a regular walk in the graveyard - but coming up with a slag that's slayer-worthy, well that takes brain stuff! Time and time again, (how do they do it?) Joss Whedon and the gang prove that dusting vampires just ain't fun if it doesn't tickle. So with that in mind, here is KW's top ten list of fave Buffy quotes and other uberzingers on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

  • 10) "You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say undead American?"
  • 9) "Can you vague that up for me?"
  • 8) "Willow, nice dress. Glad to know you've seen the softer side of Sears."
  • 7) "And where'd you get that accent... Sesame Street? One, two, tree victims, ha ha ha!"
  • 6) "I can beat up the demons until the cows come home... and then I can beat up the cows."
  • 5) "Don't be grumpy with her! Who among us can resist the allure of really funny math puns?"
  • 4) "Oh, that's very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon. I can just hear you in private: 'I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal.' "
  • 3) "Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!"
  • 2) "We saved the world. I say we party!"

And the winner is...

  • 1) "That probably would've sounded more convincing if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pajamas."

Got a fave Buffyism? Send it in.

1 "Aww, poor watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea... cup of tea... cup of tea??!!"

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Age: 16

1 Hi I'm Buffy..... and you are history.

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Age: 12

1 Willow: Nice Wheels Giles.
Tara: The rest of the car is nice too.

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Nickname: Celtic_Vamp_Slayer
Age: 12

1Willow: Oh my god, Buffy!
Buffy: I know, they're gone. I guess we should chase them.
Willow: No, your hair! It's adorable!

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Age: 16

1Willow: Look at you! All coming-out-of-class and everything.
Tara: I do that sometimes. Usually at the end part of the class.

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