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Top Five Lame Gadgets

Top Five Lame Gadgets - Reviewed by Kidzworld on Dec 27, 2006
( Rating: 1 Star Rating)

Top Five Lame Gadgets | Stupid Inventions | Segway | Nike Shox Shoes | Lipsense Lip Color

Here it is kidz, a big ol' list of things you don't want anything to do with this Christmas. Everything from shoes to videogames and something invented by a guy who owns his own island. Check it out and if you do get one of these call 911 and get Santa treated for a serious lack of coolness.

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#1 - The Segway

Starting the parade of lameness is the Segway. It's a motorized scooter invented by a real, live mad scientist - Dean Kamen. It lets you go across dirt, up hills, through doors, forwards, backwards, left and right. Hey... wait a minute, can't my legs do that? And your legs cost less than a Gamecube, PS2, Xbox and Dreamcast combined. The Segway costs almost $3,000. Forget it!

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#2 - Lipsense Long Lasting Liquid Lip Color

This stuff should be called Lips-no-sense. This stuff burns when you put it on and won't come off without special chemicals, double ugh! On the other hand, if you ever want a day off school, tell them you're using this stuff. They'll know you're wacked in the head and you'll be able to chill at home and eat Christmas goodies all day.

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#3 - Nike Shox XT

Have you seen these new shoes from Nike? They're the ones with the springs in your heel that'll send you flying through the air with the greatest of ease? Ok, I have a question for you - who jumps from their heels? Anyone? I didn't think so, if you're going for airtime you launch from your toes, not your heels. Ker-sprung! Nike strikes out.

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#4 - Umbrella Hats

These things are "almost" cool... like how your granny's fruitcake is "almost" delicious. Strap one of these on and you'll never get wet. You'll get beaten up for being a dork but you won't get wet.

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#5 - Survivor, the Videogame

Well, they've done it. They've come up with something more painful than spending an hour locked in a room with Jerri from Survivor, Australia. This game lets you pick your survivor, give them attributes (empathy, physical skills, etc...) and then it starts to suck. There's no action, the plotting doesn't work and it looks like dirt. Take some advice - vote this video game off your console.

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    Survivor Jerri Game. Vote!

    • Whack-a-Jerri.
    • Hide-N-Seek - she hides, I don't seek.
    • Darts - with her pic on the dartboard.

    Dear Dish-It In The Forums

    drowning
    drowning posted in Friends:
    "H3LLSCRIVVER" wrote:Thank u so much You're more than welcome. I hope all goes well for you and whatever choices you decide to make are all for the better.
    reply 12 minutes
    H3LLSCRIVVER
    H3LLSCRIVVER posted in Friends:
    Thank u so much
    reply 16 minutes
    drowning
    drowning posted in Friends:
    Having the incapability of being able to maintain a friendship can usually be a personal-self issue. Normally held within how a person carries themselves around others or how they behave. But, at the same time, a friendship runs both ways. If the person on the other end of the friendship is not putting in effort to continue the friendship or being there in times of needs, there could be a possibility that they are the problem. Not you. Your problem could possibly not even lay within you, you could also be in a place where you're not able to get along with or have enough in common with those around you to be able to either have or even continue a relationship for a decent to long period of time. Your best option may be a new change of surroundings. Both environmental and your choice of people.
    reply 20 minutes
    aftershock
    aftershock posted in Style:
    "NicolletteA" wrote:no. and you sound like the marketing people that stop me at the mall.  :/ lol, I'm not, i just kno someone whos making a new app and wanted to see if any1 would use it.   BTW what do u say to the marketing people at the mall?
    reply about 7 hours
    NicolletteA
    NicolletteA posted in Style:
    no. and you sound like the marketing people that stop me at the mall.  :/
    reply about 7 hours