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Top Five Lame Gadgets

Top Five Lame Gadgets - Reviewed by Kidzworld on Dec 27, 2006
( Rating: 1 Star Rating)

Top Five Lame Gadgets | Stupid Inventions | Segway | Nike Shox Shoes | Lipsense Lip Color

Here it is kidz, a big ol' list of things you don't want anything to do with this Christmas. Everything from shoes to videogames and something invented by a guy who owns his own island. Check it out and if you do get one of these call 911 and get Santa treated for a serious lack of coolness.

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#1 - The Segway

Starting the parade of lameness is the Segway. It's a motorized scooter invented by a real, live mad scientist - Dean Kamen. It lets you go across dirt, up hills, through doors, forwards, backwards, left and right. Hey... wait a minute, can't my legs do that? And your legs cost less than a Gamecube, PS2, Xbox and Dreamcast combined. The Segway costs almost $3,000. Forget it!

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#2 - Lipsense Long Lasting Liquid Lip Color

This stuff should be called Lips-no-sense. This stuff burns when you put it on and won't come off without special chemicals, double ugh! On the other hand, if you ever want a day off school, tell them you're using this stuff. They'll know you're wacked in the head and you'll be able to chill at home and eat Christmas goodies all day.

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#3 - Nike Shox XT

Have you seen these new shoes from Nike? They're the ones with the springs in your heel that'll send you flying through the air with the greatest of ease? Ok, I have a question for you - who jumps from their heels? Anyone? I didn't think so, if you're going for airtime you launch from your toes, not your heels. Ker-sprung! Nike strikes out.

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#4 - Umbrella Hats

These things are "almost" cool... like how your granny's fruitcake is "almost" delicious. Strap one of these on and you'll never get wet. You'll get beaten up for being a dork but you won't get wet.

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#5 - Survivor, the Videogame

Well, they've done it. They've come up with something more painful than spending an hour locked in a room with Jerri from Survivor, Australia. This game lets you pick your survivor, give them attributes (empathy, physical skills, etc...) and then it starts to suck. There's no action, the plotting doesn't work and it looks like dirt. Take some advice - vote this video game off your console.

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    Survivor Jerri Game. Vote!

    • Whack-a-Jerri.
    • Hide-N-Seek - she hides, I don't seek.
    • Darts - with her pic on the dartboard.

    Dear Dish-It In The Forums

    trinityac
    trinityac posted in Friends:
    Sadly she isn't your friend... you should make new ones because she is fake
    reply about 6 hours
    trinityac
    trinityac posted in Friends:
    I understand and agree as well. I was worried my friends would think of me differently when I first started out on this and I waited for almost a year before showing it to them. They surprisingly thought it was cool because it was like a "beginner" social media.  
    reply about 6 hours
    partydiva01
    partydiva01 posted in Friends:
    Dear dish it, my friend first met eachother on the first day of kindergarten we sat next to one another and we became close. we were BFF's throughout 1st to 2nd grades. then, the second grade teacher realized there were alot of kids in the class. and same w the 3rd grade teacher. so, we had to have a split class. my friend was in the split. I was not. It all seemed like the teachers were doing somthing... weired. all the girls (well, almost there were only 6 girls on one half) were in the split. and all the boys were in regular . AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WAS WEIRED! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( all the boy BFF's and the girl BFF's were SPLIT. me and my friend,kids named Nia & Georgia, Isaac& Ethan, and more. it was so sad for all of us.2 months later, I got homschooled. 2 years later im back in public with my 4th grade self. everything had changed. a bunch of people were obsessed w\ a girl my age named kassidy. im neighbors w\ kassidy and she is REALLY cool and nice. but the whole I  [s:sm3/1jw1] kassidy crew got mean. if I asked them to play they would say. "If Kassidy is playing I will" or I would want to be parteners with kassidy on something and they would freak out. anyway jasmine NEVER invited my to anything, and I am trying to be nice to her ( ice cream money, homework help, comfort when sad, ect.) And not to mention I invited her to 3 things!!! on the bright side she came to 2 :thumbsup :thumbsup she also embarassed me by saying that she was moving I freaked out  because I cared about her and I would cry all the time. I even held onto her and said sadly, "PLEASE DON'T GO!!  :sad :sad . later i found out that she was not moving, she was going to CA for a vacation. even the teacher was in on it!! :mad :mad anyways, my parents told me that i should just let go of her. But i am not ready. HELP??? :e :e :e :e :e
    reply 5 days
    PittsburghPenguinsFanatic
    When I was a child I wanted glasses SOO bad, cuz I wanted to copy my mom and sister. And also, I thought they looked cool. I wear glasses now. I have had them for 2 years and honestly I don't mind them. Although, this year I am gonna pry get contacts for swimming better and stuff like that. But if you don't need glasses I wouldn't recommend wearing them. They're not bad, but trust me after a while you will pry not like them as much. But hey, that's my opinion. If you want to do it I'm not gonna stop you. Do what makes you happy in the long run. And tell your friends that they are non prescription if you don't need them, but still get some.
    reply 5 days
    Bratayley_Fan_7
    She is not. I have faced this problem before so I know. You should make a new friend!
    reply 5 days