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Top 25 April Fools' Jokes: 1-5

It’s April Fools’ Day! Are you ready for a little tasteful humiliation? Well how about just a little playful giggles? No Chance! Here are the Top 5 April Fools’ Jokes and there is nothing “little” about these zingers. Back to Article

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nugget321
nugget321 wrote:
2011-03-26 23:40:16 -0700

FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I WANT TO DO THAT PUT WIP CREAM ON HAIR

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grtkisser
grtkisser wrote:
2011-03-26 23:38:03 -0700

im going to put paper cups around my front door

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-Andyy
-Andyy wrote:
2011-03-26 22:57:47 -0700

Fail.

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xXxElytheBlondexXx
xXxElytheBlondexXx wrote:
2011-03-26 13:48:54 -0700

I'm going to try the Singled Out one on My Lizzie!

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KOOLLOVE
KOOLLOVE wrote:
2011-03-26 13:33:39 -0700

And These Are FUNNY?!
Wow.
The last one is the lamest because it's not funny because they get a Cupcake. And the one with the accent is just weird...Wtf?
They should get real pranksters to write out jokes instead of old people.

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swirly-girly
swirly-girly wrote:
2011-03-26 13:18:09 -0700

Let me guess, boys thought these jokes up, right?

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breaunnah
breaunnah wrote:
2011-03-26 13:06:11 -0700

*WHOOPIE

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breaunnah
breaunnah wrote:
2011-03-26 13:05:59 -0700

lame >:0, I cud just pull a stupid prank like a whoopir cushion and it would be funnier

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GummyBears.Cant.Bite.
GummyBears.Cant.Bite. wrote:
2011-03-26 13:05:48 -0700

Look in The Encyclopedia of Immaturity for good jokes.

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C.C.XYZ
C.C.XYZ wrote:
2011-03-26 13:03:13 -0700

these are lame

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bringmethehorizongirl
bringmethehorizongirl wrote:
2011-03-26 11:47:26 -0700

wait does that guy in the singled out one have a beard?
in what scenario would a guy with a beard be immature enough to do a stupid prank like that?

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gummylove4
gummylove4 wrote:
2011-03-26 11:42:35 -0700

um these r not fun we could do just like... put whipcream on someones face in sleep

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Maclynn9
Maclynn9 wrote:
2011-03-26 11:39:50 -0700

stupid jokes

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smiley1195_1464819
smiley1195_1464819 wrote:
2011-03-26 11:33:50 -0700

these are dumb!!

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XxHatedHeartxX
XxHatedHeartxX wrote:
2011-03-26 11:33:47 -0700

LAME..wat happened 2 the epic-ness of April fools day?

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Gobbles100
Gobbles100 wrote:
2011-03-26 11:31:42 -0700

SCREW IT

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SmexiiSlaughterFace
SmexiiSlaughterFace wrote:
2011-03-26 11:31:31 -0700

Teto Kasane is the shiz, I love her...

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Help Me I'm Falling!
Help Me I'm Falling! wrote:
2011-03-26 11:29:48 -0700

these aren't funny....they're stupid

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xxxEmogirlx
xxxEmogirlx wrote:
2011-03-26 11:29:33 -0700

nice

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emo guy45
emo guy45 wrote:
2011-03-26 11:28:44 -0700

wow!!

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