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Top 10 Excuses for Getting Out of P.E. (pg. 2)

By: Sindy

Do you hate going to P.E. class? Do you loathe tryrannical gym teachers and pushups 'til you puke? Well, you're not alone. Many of you peeps out there hate P.E. so Simon and I have come up with a few sweet excuses for getting out of gym class - Check 'em out!

6. This is a good one that will definitely get you out of class at least once. Buy a piece of fake plastic puke at your local mall. Start pretending to heave just before P.E. class starts and then head straight for the nurse's office.

7. If you're a science nut, take some time after class to talk to your biology teacher and find out how you can clone yourself. It'll make a great science fair project and you can send your clone to P.E. class for you (which means you'll have more time to play video games, practice your ollie, etc.).

8. Make a fake cast around your arm out of paper mache and tell you gym teacher that you've broken your arm. If your teacher asks for a doctor's note or a letter from your parents, you could be busted but it should get you out of class at least once.

9. Tell your teach that you've forgotten your gymstrip. This excuse doesn't work that often because your teacher will often just make you participate in the clothes you are wearing, or worse yet, throw you some gymstrip they've found in the lost and found. You never know whose strip you'll be handed, so make sure you actually have yours on hand in case this comes up.

10. Okay girls, this one is just for you. While it might suck to have to deal with your period once a month, it actually supplies you with a great excuse to get out of running laps! Just tell your teacher that you're not feeling well because of "female issues". They'll most likely tell you to sit out for the day. Just don't use this more than once a month or you'll definitely get caught in your lie!

Do you hate P.E. class? Have you ever made up an excuse to get out of P.E. class? Kidzworld your ways of ditching gym class.

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lion2a3
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Well I say don't deal with your friend I mean comfort her and all but if she's doing all that I would leave her alone let her parents deal with it you guys are just kids ending your life isn't the solution and you seem like a really caring person but ####### help from the internet isn't to answer Tell her parents or let her see to see an therapist or something But don't let other people drag you down into depression 
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everybody at my school don't really like me! :( 
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I have 3 close friends at school. Outside of school I have one. I'm soon going up to Secondary school. 2 of my friends, Kathryn and Sophie, are quite mean to me and others in the class. They call me names and push me around. I don't like it but afraid to tell them. They are also quite rude to teachers. When it's just me and Kathryn it's fine and I am wondering if it's just Sophie making an impression. I go to a small school (81 pupils) and making friends is hard for me. Please help!!
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