Simon's Blog - September 13, 2005
September 13, 2005
Okay, so school's just started and I already want to kill one of my teachers. Well, I guess I don't actually want to kill her but I'd definitely like to lock her in a closet for a while or vomit all over her after I've eaten the mystery casserole at the cafeteria.
Mrs. Banks, my math teacher, is a massive bag. I was late for class today by like two minutes, so she gave me a detention. How am I supposed to get any studying done (or have any time to skateboard), if I have to spend an hour after school hanging out in detention? She also gave me extra homework to do as well. I don't know what her problem is - she totally has it out for me. She always favors girls in the class and all the massive nerds who sit at the front of the class. But whatever... I'll get her back somehow.
The only good thing about my detention was that a cute girl, who I'd never seen at the school before, was also there. I was too chicken to talk to her but we made eye contact a couple of times. I'm not sure why she was in detention - she probably mouthed off a teacher. She was pretty, but looked like she might have a mean streak. But I'm sure I'll run into her again - especially if Mrs. Banks keeps sending me to detention.
Have you ever been sent to detention or dealt with any other punishment at school? about your worst teachers or your trips to detention!
I hate skool and the guys that go there!
They just pick girls out of a crowd (one time it was me) and go out with
them for a week, buy us things make us really happy then break up!
It is like really depressing!
There have been three guys in the "in" crowd that did that 2 me! Is there like any guy who would ever really go out with me!?
for real and not break up after a few days
Well, my horrible teacher Mr. Garcia sent someone to detention for talking
plus he smells like cigarettes, fish, eggs, and farts. Ewwww.
One time at the begining of school before the bell rang we were bored
and so like we were kickin stuff around and we were so bored we was kickin
FLUFF so like it was PINK FLUFF and then some really fat and ugly teacher
came and moned saying if that stone went in someones eye it would hurt so
you've got detention for 2 days. So I
said "Its a bit of fluff" Ugly face says "NO its not dont lie!" So I said
"have u ever seen a pink rock I'd like to see that one" so she says "YOU
want another 2 days". HOW UNFAIR was that I mean come on. I didn't actually do
the detention cuz she said she'd make sure me & my friend was there both days
so we saw where she kept watch on the library (thats the detention
place) and then the 1st day she didn't come. When I left that school I even dared to say to her "Well ugly butt we didnt do detention after all!" and ran as if a flame ball was
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